The newsreels are dead. We’ve bored the public for too long. Give me this opportunity and I’ll prove it. But may I say one more thing—you haven’t seen my best yet.
"The problem is you’ve been told and not told. That’s what I’ve seen while I’ve been here. You’ve been told but none of you really understand. So I’ve decided I’ll talk to you in a way that you will understand. Do you know what happens to children when they grow up? No, you don’t, because nobody knows."
Santiago, are you hiding in my bathroom with a dog that you’re deathly allergic to?
Title: Miss Jackson Knows What You Did In The Dark
"Light ‘Em Up!" "Are You Nasty?"
Mash up of Miss Jackson by Panic! at the Disco and My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light Em Up) by Fall Out Boy.
Probably my best mash up to date. I strongly recommend the use of headphones.
Jake Johnson & Damon Wayans Jr for Maxim September 2014